Sunday, July 8, 2007

HEIGHTS of DrOsS in the MINDS!!

REASONS cOrRoBoRaTiNg an AMOUR between two people are as follows:-
01. belonging to DIFFERENT SEX [when I.Q. is somewhere below 80, cannot talk of gayism n lesbianism]
02. TALKING with each other [may be it proves they like each other's halitosis:D]
03. practicing MULTIPLICATION TABLES [this might help them count their off-springs:P]
04. learning the same foreign LANGUAGE [if ever they forget their own language, this might help them communicate, only if they remember it well]
05. sharing the facilities of an INSTITUTE [hmm....hmm........hmm.............hmm.................sorry cannot figure out what might make them think so!!]
06. BLOGGING (on their respective blog spots) [when I.Q. level falls drastically, insanity rises]
07. STUDYING at night(again in their RESPECTIVE homes) [they must have been thinking that this helps increase the secretion of dopamine]
08. AGREEING on certain issues [ahem!this is for future....they will never get divorced for not agreeing on certain points]
09. hanging out in GROUP [uffoh..god please help me!! hey if any of you (with an average or more than average I.Q.) are wasting time by reading this piece of crap, please help me by wasting another 2 secs to ponder on what might make those people think all these..u can mention them if you want at the page for comments....thank you:)]
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and the list can go on....i guess
eating , listening , writing , singing , dancing , painting , playing , ..........................

HOW can certain BREED of HoMo SaPiEnS be SoOoO DUMB????
Really don't know what is wrong with the people of ORISSA ;as per my knowledge, people outside do not have such kind of creepy mentality....why is their POWER to ReAsOn NIL? why don't they try to inculcate some??
or is it HEREDITARY? ? if that is the case its better go for a STERILIZATION SURGERY(tubal ligation for women 'n' vasectomy for men) at a good hospital with a good doc!! do some good to the next generation!!!!

n folks for your kind information, you CANNOT aFfIrM such things even if you find someone IN FLAGRANTE!!{at times only MONEY is what is involved}
by the way WHY DO YOU need to 'n' WHO R YOU to PEEP into someone else's life?? are you people JOBLESS to the extent that u do not have anything to DO except gossip gossip n gossip???? try n ask these questions to yourselves n MAY be you will realize..if not today, someday YOU WILL.. for sure!!

7 comments:

  1. hey my little star,
    well am sure the frustrations u have expressed is definitely in each one of us....
    the best thing.... we and our generation is still following this quality of gossiping that has been the only source of entertainment for village ladies and the uneducated society.... sad man...2007 n we have showed no changes... not only in orissa but in all places lacking BASIC education....
    guys please encourage good stuffs 2 gossip n may b try to disturb the others a bit less.. u might do a good job this way...

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  2. hain??.....:O

    03. practicing MULTIPLICATION TABLES [this might help them count their off-springs:P]....sounds strange

    waiting for enlightenment

    Today's fortune:
    Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause

    adious

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  3. BTW
    2007 n we have showed no changes...:O

    hey priss[sry fr that....reduction in letters]

    r u sure abt it??...

    must tell ya....chages are contsant or should i say inevitable:P

    p.s-may be change is not the word.....CONTENMENT is

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  4. Perhaps, the tribe of people from the state of Orissa need, if not exposure but some time to stand and stare instead of just living like animals..


    Maybe, they need to live like humans and not people..

    Later..

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  5. hi avon!hmm..they do need to....my form is "all Homo sapiens are not human beings"

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  6. All homo sapiens are not humans..

    I do not disagree, but i would like to hear your arguments as to why..

    Plus the few who are humans are humans because...?

    Later..

    PS:It is easy to make ones concepts, but equally dificult to standby and justify them

    All the best.

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